Day 9 of Christmas vacation, on the fourth day of rain:
"Look, Mama! That's me and Max playing! See, I put a hat on one so it looks like me, and we're playing with blocks. Can I eat two Hershey's kisses so it looks like we ate them? Papa! I have something to show you but you have to close your eyes! Hey, what can I use to make them look like they have legs?"
[side note to Aunt Wendy: She's wearing the outfit you got her for the third time in less than a week. I guess she likes it.]